And yes, I am going to tell you about it! (It's short and kinda silly, you'll live ( Read more... )

Like the one where I was a guy in a ska band, and my boyfriend (who played the trumpet) and I (and I think the rest of the band) had just broken out of jail and the cops were shooting at us... But it was okay, because I had a copy of the 1040-EZ, the pink one, thick as a phone book and that would keep us safe ( Read more... )